Happy holidays!

Happy noodly holidays!

Squidmas ornaments

After learning of “Squidmas trees” from Scienceblogs, I’ve been on the lookout for unusual ornaments. I found some at the Gardiner Ceramic Museum in Toronto, across the street from the Royal Ontario Museum.

This tree has some seasonal ornaments, such as the ice skates up near the top, snowball, etc. Then there are the surreal or merely hospitable, such as the floating pink teacup and teapot. There are some animals: the golden columns are a totem pole of proverbial monkeys (hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil); and there’s a silver elephant and a dog. (An elephant in a tree? Sounds like a joke!)

My favourite is probably the old-fashioned red telephone booths, which remind me of Dr. Who’s Tardis. But the weirdest are the dill pickles.

A microscope for Squidmas?

PZ Myers suggests the best models and minimum price for a good microscope for the kids.

Religions: Wicca

Wicca as reconstructed by its modern practitioners is a nice, agricultural, emotionally satisfying religion. The earth has its cycles of bloom and harvest, the year has its cycle of waxing and waning darkness, a life has its stages. “God” is male and female–the God and Goddess with their aspects in various roles, the God as hunter, father (or lover?), and patriarch(?), the Goddess as maiden, mother, and crone. Everything that you do, good or bad, comes back to you thrice over. You can tell that I have only a passing acqaintance with the concepts. But if you need a place to go, mingle, chant, celebrate, and feel the mystery and unity of the universe, it seems like a good choice.

See also “Wiccan holidays” and “Celtic Reconstructionist Paganism.”

Wiccan holidays

There are eight major Wiccan holidays in a year:

  • Samhain (October 31). Samhain, (pronounced SOW-in, SAH-vin, or SAM-hayne) means “End of Summer”, and is the third and final Harvest. The dark winter half of the year commences on this Sabbat. It is generally celebrated on October 31st, but some traditions prefer November 1st. It is one of the two “spirit-nights” each year, the other being Beltane. It is a magical interval when the mundane laws of time and space are temporarily suspended, and the Thin Veil between the worlds is lifted. Communicating with ancestors and departed loved ones is easy at this time, for they journey through this world on their way to the Summerlands. It is a time to study the Dark Mysteries and honor the Dark Mother and the Dark Father, symbolized by the Crone and her aged Consort.
  • Yule, Winter Solstice (December 21). Yule, (pronounced EWE-elle) is when the dark half of the year relinquishes to the light half. Starting the next morning at sunrise, the sun climbs just a little higher and stays a little longer in the sky each day. Known as Solstice Night, or the longest night of the year, much celebration was to be had as the ancestors awaited the rebirth of the Oak King, the Sun King, the Giver of Life that warmed the frozen Earth and made her to bear forth from seeds protected through the fall and winter in her womb.
  • Imbolc (February 2). Imbolc, (pronounced “IM-bulk” or “EM-bowlk”), also called Oimealg, (“IM-mol’g), by the Druids, is the festival of the lactating sheep. It is derived from the Gaelic word “oimelc” which means “ewes milk”. Herd animals have either given birth to the first offspring of the year or their wombs are swollen and the milk of life is flowing into their teats and udders. It is the time of Blessing of the seeds and consecration of agricultural tools. It marks the center point of the dark half of the year. It is the festival of the Maiden, for from this day to March 21st, it is her season to prepare for growth and renewal.
  • Ostara, Spring Equinox(March 21). As Spring reaches its midpoint, night and day stand in perfect balance, with light on the increase. The young Sun God now celebrates a hierogamy (sacred marriage) with the young Maiden Goddess, who conceives. In nine months, she will again become the Great Mother. It is a time of great fertility, new growth, and newborn animals. The next full moon (a time of increased births) is called the Ostara and is sacred to Eostre, the Saxon Lunar Goddess of fertility (whence we get the words yeast, Easter, and estrogen, whose two symbols were the egg and the rabbit.
  • Beltane (April 30). Beltane has long been celebrated with feasts and rituals. Beltane means fire of Bel; Belinos being one name for the Sun God, whose coronation feast we now celebrate.
  • Litha, Summer Solstice (June 21). Although the name Litha is not well attested, it may come from Saxon tradition — the opposite of Yule. On this longest day of the year, light and life are abundant. At mid-summer, the Sun God has reached the moment of his greatest strength. Seated on his greenwood throne, he is also lord of the forests, and his face is seen in church architecture peering from countless foliate masks.
  • Lugnasadh, Lammas, early harvest (July 31, August 1). Lughnasadh means the funeral games of Lugh (pronounced Loo), referring to Lugh, the Irish sun god. However, the funeral is not his own, but the funeral games he hosts in honor of his foster-mother Tailte. As autumn begins, the Sun God enters his old age, but is not yet dead. The God symbolically loses some of his strength as the Sun rises farther in the South each day and the nights grow longer.
  • Mabon, Autumn Equinox, late harvest (September 21). Mabon, (pronounced MAY-bun, MAY-bone, MAH-boon, or MAH-bawn) is the Autumn Equinox. The Autumn Equinox divides the day and night equally, and we all take a moment to pay our respects to the impending dark. We also give thanks to the waning sunlight, as we store our harvest of this year’s crops. The Druids call this celebration, Mea’n Fo’mhair, and honor the The Green Man, the God of the Forest, by offering libations to trees. Offerings of ciders, wines, herbs and fertilizer are appropriate at this time. Wiccans celebrate the aging Goddess as she passes from Mother to Crone, and her consort the God as he prepares for death and re-birth.

See also “Religions: Wicca” and “Celtic Reconstructionist Paganism.”

Squidmas presents

This was a Christmas display for “Pirates of the Carribbean” toys.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Squidmas!

We might even have snow tonight.

Time to start knitting your FSM tree ornaments!

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