There’s another scheme in the works, almost as good. A high-school teacher and visionary near Burk’s Falls, Ontario, has converted an old farm into a fantasyland and potential memorial gardens for people who like Hallowe’en. Peter Camani offers people the chance to reserve a giant “screaming head” sculpture or other grotesquerie for their cremated ashes. Reservations cost U.S. $10,000. And here I was wondering how he afforded all that cement.