Evil Plan generator

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan!TM

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first expose a rich and powerful CEO. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, baffled by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal fort Knox. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your corporate takeover, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your amazing toughness, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.

Get your own.
Hat tip to Greg Laden.

One Response to “Evil Plan generator”

  1. alantru Says:

    Funny stuff! Mind if I add on?

    Stage Four

    You get arrested. On the upside you appear on the news. On the downside you’re in handcuffs. You’re shuffled off to court and vilified by a jury and the national mood that hates you like a nut allergy hates an anaphylactic. Up next? Hello Prison! You’re new, fun, and wacky cellmate, Bubba, clocks in at 345 lbs. And for the next 15 years you’re his new girlfriend.

    Sorry… I got inspired.

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