Remember Spy vs. Spy?

Now there’s a sequel:

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Get your pumpkins ready

There’s a Flying-Spaghetti-Monster pumpkin contest!

This is cute

“MPG” chimed in to a comments thread on Pharyngula with messages spelled, apparently, upside down. The message was in substituted Unicode characters. MPG told us that there’s a character conversion function at Swizzy’s Hideout: “Flip your text with Unicode Text Flipping.”

Cisco Networks’ new album

This link was sent by Michael M.:

“So we receive our brand new firewall from CISCO and all goes well with the setup… until we try to upgrade our VPN client and we discovered that the installation CDs from CISCO contain 12 tracks of Mexican music!!?”

CISCO: All you networks are belong to us

Monorail cat - now with books!

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“I can fly this plane just fine, darn it!”

From The Smirking Chimp: “I can fly this plane just fine, darn it!“ by R. J. Eskow

“Why, hello there, folks! May I call you “folks”? I’ll be your pilot today. What? Am I “qualified” to fly this jalopy? You betcha! Why? Because I’m a mom, that’s why. No, I don’t know what all these switches and handles and whatnot are. I don’t CARE what they are, to tell ya the truth. The important thing is that I’m ready, I’m willing, and (wink) I’m eager as heck to get the job done! THAT’S what matters.

Don’cha think? O-kay then. Here we go!

Whoops! Whew. That’s a lotta noise. And just a teensy bit of fire back there. But what the heck, right? It’s fuel, and energy happens to be my specialty.

What? Who’s that fella yellin’ over the radio? Air traffic control? Well, who the heck cares? No, honestly, really: Who cares? I sure as heck don’t, and I don’t think my passengers do either….”

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Hat tip to Michael M.

The age-old question

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Why would a benevolent God allow evil into the world? The answer was asked thousands of years ago. There are a few possible answers:

• Maybe he won’t—then he is not benevolent and doesn’t deserve worship.
• Maybe he can’t—therefore he is not all-powerful.
• Maybe he wouldn’t—then he doesn’t exist.
• Maybe we don’t understand his reasons. Should we then abandon reason for understanding the world? Why can’t he make himself clear? Send down an explanation if he cares about us?

William of Occam’s Razor: When you hear hear hoofbeats, think horses, not unicorns. The simplest explanation is that he doesn’t exist.

New documentary: Religulous

George Stromboulopoulos interviews Larry Charles and Bill Maher on The Hour. It opens in theatres on October 3.

Coming soon…

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See “Recession-proofing your income.”

Woman of the hour

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Saints presarve us!

Eamon Knight of Thinking for Free blog says, “Aww, give Sarah a break!”

Career woman

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In the beginning…

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Just for fun

Evil Zoe has some great tits.

New T-shirt: Nessie in a fishbowl

That seems like a good swear-phrase: “Nessie in a fishbowl!”

Nessie in a fishbowl

You can get one from Donkeyshines.