Evil Plan generator

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan!^TM

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first expose a rich and powerful CEO. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, baffled by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal fort Knox. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your corporate takeover, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your amazing toughness, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.

Get your own.
Hat tip to Greg Laden.

CFI World Conference

I’m at the CFI World Conference in Bethesda, Maryland, which is a suburb of Washington, D.C.

The emphasis is on philosophy and education, rationalism, and a search for truth.

Meerkat camouflage

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I first saw meerkats several years ago at a zoo. They looked comical in the way they kept popping up to attention, watching the zoo visitors. It wasn’t until much later that I realized their enclosure was too small and they were constantly at full alert because of the people wandering into their warning zone.

A few years later, the television show Meerkat Manor became popular as it followed the ins and outs of meerkat rivalries and inter-clan strife. Eventually I learned that meerkats are a species of mongoose.

Their mottled coats act as camouflage that helps them blend into their dry, grassy surroundings.