From The Smirking Chimp: “I can fly this plane just fine, darn it!“ by R. J. Eskow
“Why, hello there, folks! May I call you “folks”? I’ll be your pilot today. What? Am I “qualified” to fly this jalopy? You betcha! Why? Because I’m a mom, that’s why. No, I don’t know what all these switches and handles and whatnot are. I don’t CARE what they are, to tell ya the truth. The important thing is that I’m ready, I’m willing, and (wink) I’m eager as heck to get the job done! THAT’S what matters.
Don’cha think? O-kay then. Here we go!
Whoops! Whew. That’s a lotta noise. And just a teensy bit of fire back there. But what the heck, right? It’s fuel, and energy happens to be my specialty.
What? Who’s that fella yellin’ over the radio? Air traffic control? Well, who the heck cares? No, honestly, really: Who cares? I sure as heck don’t, and I don’t think my passengers do either….”
Hat tip to Michael M.
