Prime Minister Harper, who apparently has a direct line to God, has assured Parliament that there will be no nuclear accident.
Citing an urgent need for medical isotopes, and ignoring the fact that the AECL lied when saying that emergency power for cooling pumps had been installed, the political parties of Canada will remove the reactor from regulatory oversight and force it back into production.
“There will be no nuclear accidents,” said Prime Minister Stephen Harper, responding to heckles from Opposition members.
The replacement plant is six years behind schedule. Didn’t anybody notice before last month?

The NRC’s National Research Universal (NRU) reactor in Chalk River, Ont. is the world’s biggest producer of medical isotopes. (Photo: National Research Council of Canada)






